"chick-magnet"

There is this tall, dark and not at all handsome guy in the office that I really hate to see. He smokes like a chimney and and has a really loud mouth. I don't judge others base on their physical appearance but this guy brought out the worst side in me. Seeing him almost everyday makes me think that I'd rather die than see him come any near me.

One time he left his jacket with me. That was the time I haven't realized yet how annoying he is. Out of goodwill, I look after his jacket. A few weeks later he's spreading this rumor that I am borrowing his smelly jacket and that I like him and that he is such a "chick magnet". YUCK! And what is even more disgusting is that he has the nerve to drink at my mug without even asking if it's fine (close?!). If it wasn't my favorite mug, I could have thrown it by now. Eeeeeew!

I may not be beautiful nor has that super sex appeal but at least I know the difference between reality and fantasy. Wake up boy! Stop dreaming! I will never like you, not even in my wildest dream, not even if you are the last man in the world!